oh noes!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
I haven't updated in 5 million years. Well actually I did try to upload some pictures from the Avril gig the other night, but then IE died on me just as I'd finished typing =.= So I gave up. And I'm here now because 3E5 needs answers for their remedial work but I realised my book is IN SCHOOL OMG WOW I'M SO SMART, so here are some pictures from the Avril gig. Haha.
Directions on the wall.
There's our little girl! Isn't she the cutest! :D
The band pretending to be blow-up dolls.
The boys on stage - synchronised jumping!
During the soundcheck, with Avril's backdrop and lights.
And below, for those of you who love Derek -
- and Adam :)
More pictures at
Pervy Boy's blog!
Labels: adam, avril lavigne, derek, pervy boy, pervyness
and i'll return to you somehow: 13:18
avril gets pervy!
Sunday, September 7, 2008
I don't know who or how many of you I told. But Avril Lavigne's concert tonight at the Singapore Indoor Stadium will have several pervy guests.
You guessed it - the opening band for the Best Damn Tour - Avril Lavigne Live in Singapore - is none other than our favourite
PERVY BOY!!!!!!!!
Yup the concert is tonight and the Pervs have been practising non-stop. Everybody's totally psyched, especially Derek who wants to shower with Avril (what a perv!). Anyway we have a couple of people taking photos and videos for us, so when that's uploadable I'll link it here. :D
In the meantime, hope everyone is ready for another 3 weeks of lessons before the exams start. I hope I'm ready. Haha. (Sorry. Brain not functioning at optimal level - jamming ended at 145 this morning. Ahaha. Haha. Ok not funny.)
Anyway. I have missed you monsters. See you tomorrow. Pray our strings don't break tonight and our wireless packs don't fail. :)
Labels: avril lavigne, pervy boy, pervyness
and i'll return to you somehow: 08:37
this post is for nicholas...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
... who made our class very quiet when he didn't come today. Boo! No Nicholas. Sad. Hope you come tomorrow! :)
OH. I forgot to do this on Saturday.
HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY LI KUANG! :DOkay I wanted to upload the pictures that silly Joshua was taking with my camera just now (of the prefects practising their dance for Fri) but the camera died so I have to charge it. Had dessert with some of the gang after their practice. Lol Melvyn and his "Ooh! Vibrating!" Melvyn is so wrong. And NO Eugene I am NOT the pervy one ok. Hmph everything also blame me.
Oh I sang a bit of Simple Plan for 2E6. Simple Plan rocks! I would have for 2E8 but not sure if they would take it the right way. And Augustine... hai, I sing then Wei Jie say I noisy, you say I sing like .... =.=' Next time I won't sing liao. Hmph. Ungrateful accusing children.
Anyway I have nothing else to update for tonight. Tag replies tomorrow people! :)
Labels: 3E5, Nicholas Tei, pervyness
and i'll return to you somehow: 22:11
got wrong meh?
Friday, July 25, 2008
Yesterday 3E5 had recess during English. =.=''' After that I spent 1.5 hours practicing for the oral exam with them, and enduring Eugene sitting beside me and talking complete rubbish throughout. What horrendous bore? What horrendous balls? What "balloons look like eggs, maybe they will hatch later"??? And to everything his response is, "Got wrong meh?!" *faints*
I did the oral exam with some people from 3E7. Interesting lot. Some of the guys were really nice and polite. The last one to sit for the exam helped me to rearrange the tables in 3T1 that were messed up by his classmates. I am so glad I will not have to do oral exam again anytime soon. I know people get very nervous and scared by oral examiners, but really, I think more often than not, the examiners are trying very hard not to die of boredom. Having to hear the same passage 14 times and ask the same questions 14 times is really taxing on the brain.
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After eating with Nicholas, Melvyn, Joshua, Eugene, Valencia, Shannon and Friend with the Black Specs (sorry I don't know his name), I went to Dunlop St in Little India for Pervy Boy's recording session. They're doing an EP now and I like to gatecrash whenever I'm allowed. I got to sing backup vocals on one of the tracks! Lol.
My cousin (plays rhythm guitar in the band) was bored and saw me marking 3E5's common test, so he took an extra copy and started doing all the questions. After proclaiming that he would get everything correct, he got very annoyed when I gave him 0 for certain questions (he forced me to mark for him!). Then he said, "What kind of teacher are you man? My answers are correct!" -.=
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Proof positive that
Eugene is pervy:
1. Conversation with Melvyn and Lincoln about jamming -
Me: Is Friday night okay? Cos the rest of the week I cannot touch you already.
Melvyn: But you're going to right?
Me: .... I just realised how wrong that sounds.
Melvyn and Lincoln: *blur*
Eugene: .... Eeee that sounds very wrong!
2. Eugene is the only one who caught it.
Therefore Eugene = pervy.
Alternative proof positive:
1. Eugene is irritating me during the oral practice -
Eugene: (says some random rubbish that has nothing to do with anything)
Me: If you don't shut up I will carry your chair and throw you from the railing.
Eugene: You can carry the chair but you can't carry me.
Me: Want me to try?
Eugene: Don't touch me in public.
Me: Oh, but private can is it?
Eugene: We'll see about that. $20 not enough. (dissolves into laughing fit)
Me: ... Omg I have prostitutes in my class.
Eugene: (laughs until stomach pain)
2. Eugene offers to sell himself to me.
3. Only prostitutes, gigolos and really pervy deprived people do that.
Therefore Eugene = prostitute, Eugene = gigolo or Eugene = pervy
Since a) Eugene = student,
and b) student and prostitute/gigolo are mutually exclusive,
Therefore Eugene = pervy.
Yes! Yes! I'm a genius!
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Magnanimous: generous in forgiving an insult or injury; free from petty resentfulness or vindictiveness.
I said I would put that in my blog so there it is. 3E5 beware the spelling fodder. :D
Oh yes, and I discovered yet another love triangle to add to my list: Joshua (Hiang Teck) and Valencia. Actually that's not a triangle, but I am mathematically challenged, so there.
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I don't like reading blogs that are very hard to understand. Like when people talk in code all the time and I can't figure out what they're talking about. It's irritating and makes me feel excluded. Then again, who says I need to read them right? :) There are simple answers to everything. My favourite is usually "People are stupid". Eg. Why are there so many wars going on in the world? "Cos people are stupid." Why can't they do what I asked them to? "Cos people are stupid." etc etc.
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Sigh next week there's Lit Common Test. 2E5, 2E6 and 2E8,
jia you! Hope you have been reading the text otherwise you'll be lost at sea.
I am tired... And I have to do relief later... Sigh.
Labels: 3E5, EL oral, Eugene Goh, pervyness
and i'll return to you somehow: 09:53
love is in the air
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Today I drifted away a little bit from a meeting I was attending (oops) and thought about all the bizarre love triangles/trapeziums/octagons that I have been hearing about in school. So far there's:
Melvyn loves Shannon
Melvyn loves Musarrat (??)
Melvyn loves me (he's a very loving guy)
I love Melvyn
(not true)Nicholas loves Davina
Yew Liang loves Peishan (?)
Then there are other things, like:
Apple likes to touch Eugene
Yew Liang likes to sit in Kamal's lap
Tu Yong likes to touch Cedric
Cedric likes to touch Tu Yong
Tu Yong likes to touch Desmond
... I can't bring myself to write of any more pervy exploits of 3E5. I am traumatised at the amount of frivolous touching that is occurring freely in class.
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And once more Songtao didn't come to school! I think he might be setting a record. Tomorrow must find out what is going on.
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In other news, 2E5 tried to make me sing again and almost failed. They didn't like Queen, so I shall not sing for them anymore. Hmph.
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I bought maps for my English classes. 3E5 stared at it like it was some contagious disease in print form. 2N4 was so excited about it it took about 7 guys to put it up on one side of the class. I like maps. I used to stare at the map of the world just to read all the weird exotic names that were there. My eyes would roam over Europe and Central Asia, find the tiny dot marked SINGAPORE and then fly over Australia and across the Pacific Ocean to America and South America. I bet no one who reads this blog will know where Novosibirsk is without needing to check Google. Or Addis Ababa. Or Eritrea, or the Ivory Coast, or Christmas Island, or Easter Island, or the Cape of Good Hope, or the Rhine, or the Adirondacks or Appalachians...
Sometimes I think the difference between me and a lot of other people is, where other people want to go away from here and never come back, or never go beyond what they are comfortable with, I wanted to go away in my head. I like being here, in Singapore, in my own life, but I don't like being here all the time. That's why I read.
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Just remembered that I wanted to blog about Monday's interesting performance. I do wish students in our school would cease to be so incredibly rude but there are some things in life that really require miracles, or at the very least brain surgery of some kind. I also wish that our hall sound system would undergo some kind of wonderful makeover because it sucks like total &*^(@#&. I couldn't hear anything during the prefects' skit, except Nicholas shouting about Bushy Bushy and people shouting at Eugene to shut up. Poor Eugene.
But the most entertaining part I found was the dance. Firstly Musarrat was dancing in those killer heels (I kept hoping she'd step on someone so the scream would ring to the end of the hall where I was sitting), secondly Melvyn was dancing with Musarrat and thirdly, that
peew-peew sound effect in the middle of the thing was so retarded I was laughing like a moron at the back. I think Ms Lim thought I was mad (she was sitting next to me).
IT'S THE TIME TO DISCO!
Labels: 2E5, 3E5, love, maps, pervyness, racial harmony day
and i'll return to you somehow: 18:36
Directions on the wall. 
The band pretending to be blow-up dolls.
The boys on stage - synchronised jumping!
During the soundcheck, with Avril's backdrop and lights.