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Intro
i am who i am
i hate squatting toilets and people who cycle on pedestrian paths
i love my sg gibson bass guitar and playing crisis core
i spend half my life in yuhua secondary school
merry christmas!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
To everybody, whether you celebrate it or not, merry Christmas! =) (Btw, in the Catholic calendar, Christmas is a season, not only one day, so I technically can continue wishing everybody Merry Christmas till 10 Jan. Ho Ho Ho!)
Minnie, Merv and I were having a discussion which led me to think of my sons. Yes, I have "sons", several of them, all who insist upon calling me Mum and behaving in general like they are my offspring (eg. asking me for money, ignoring my advice, etc). Well some of them anyway :D So here's a family breakdown of the boys. Take note that the word "son" should come with inverted commas, but I'm lazy to put them in.
1. MY ELDEST SON Eugene Goh - followed me home (he's the first one to start calling me Mum =.=")
2. MY SECOND SON Cedric Yee - fell from the sky (heard Gene calling me Mum and also started; uses variations like Mummy and Mama =.=)
3. MY THIRD SON Zane Chan - picked up from rubbish bin (heard Ced calling me Mum and ALSO started; growl)
4. MY FOURTH SON Klinton Chow - legally adopted (actually I don't know why he started also; I think it was so he can ask me for money)
5. MY FIFTH SON Melvyn Ng - brought home by stray cat (he called me Mum by accident, and was promptly welcomed into the family)
6. MY SIXTH SON Mervvyn P.S. - chased into my house by angry Punjabis who accused me of being his mother (at least that's what he says; also called me Mum by accident, but it's better than him calling me Grandma which he used to)
It would be nice to have a "family" photo one day. That's if I don't keep amassing sons. And in case you're wondering why I don't have any daughters, I don't know. Apparently the girls do not find it as appealing to call me Mum. (Thank God!)
OHMY GAAWD today was like so EXCITING!!1 I like totally LURVE school! Haha okay no I'm kidding! School sucks!
Yeah we had like, NAPFA crap today! And I totally couldnt run OMG! It was so embarrassing!
And then we also had like, maths, which I hate! and like, chemistry which was boring! and OMG we had physics! I am like SOOOOO bad at it! Hahahaha! But I LURRRRVE English, cos OMG Ms Straaten rocks! Hahahaha!
Yeah and like during recess I saw the guy I like, but I TOTALLY IGNORED HIM OMG! I'm so embarrassed! He's such a retard but I like him! Hahahaha!
And like Musarrat and Sumathi showed me their blazers for tomorrow, but OMG they're so ugly and lame! Poor girls have to wear it hahahaha!
Oh and yesterday I looked at Yew Liang's score for the Avril song and OMG it was like so gay! I can't wait to hear him play it hahahaha!
Hahaha I can't wait for Speech Day tomorrow cos we end school early! Isn't it retarded! I totally love Speech Day!
And OMG Melvyn asked for this video like SOOOOO long ago but I only just remembered! Hahah sorry Mel! You're still my kitty cat and I rurve yew! Herro prease? OMG! Mervvyn is so lame!
*brain is hurting from bimbo accent*
Incidentally, only some of the above is true (eg. I love English, Ms Straaten rocks, etc :P). But here is the video for my kitty cat, who asks me if I'm okay whenever I look as tired as I feel. I rurve Mel!
(Happy birthday Kamalraj! The National African Army will always be there to support you!)
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Ten Things I Like About Melvyn
1. He is my kitty cat! Meow!
2. He never fails to ask me retarded questions. Mel: Ms Straaten, must we do the AMK paper that you gave? Me: No, I gave for fun, I like to waste paper. T_T
3. He is usually the first person to greet me outside the General Office in the mornings. And he waves.
4. He calls me Miss S. (Lazy to pronounce "Straaten")
5. He is so gullible and easy to bluff, it's hilarious. Poor Mel.
6. He really cares for his friends, and he goes out of his way to be peacemaker among them, even though it is sometimes to his own detriment. Friendship like his is hard to find.
7. He is a real gentleman. He will greet me, open door for me, buy food for me (but I still have to pay, so sad).
8. He loves music. That automatically gets my stamp of approval.
9. He takes (all) his roles seriously, be it head-prefect, YHHB member, Ms Straaten's kitty cat, etc. He always puts in his 110% (or whatever % is left to put in hahaha).
10. HE ROCKS. So there! :D
(Next edition for my love. So she won't kill me XP)
